Mosh Writings: Snow Days...

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Snow Days...

So, we have had two snow days this week and let me just tell you I have been lazy. Anyways, I found this video on youtube and thought it was worth sharing. Enjoy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_utET7TCMQ&NR=1

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Favorite Quotes:

"Where are we going and why are we in this handbasket?"

-Bumper sticker I saw at the library

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"Are you SURE it's a girl?? I mean, I know you are good at this but..are you SURE??"-Me

"Yes. There is nothing dangling between the legs."-Nurse tech

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"She already walks like a pregnant person.."-Leah

"That's just a nice way of saying I waddle."-Me

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Josh talking about me...

"She always wants to be near me. She's the stink and I'm the poop."-My loving husband

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"T-a-d"-2nd grader

"Yes, and what does that spell?"-Me

"Terd."-2nd grader

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"It's holey...not like HOLY Jesus, HALLELUJAH holy. But you know, holey as in...it has a hole in it!"-1st grade boy

(Let's just say the rest of the SWS staff heard this boy and some even peeked in to see him standing up waving his arms while saying the above quote. It was quite unexpected since we were discussing VOWELS.)

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"Elvis died because he was fat, you know."-1st grader

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"Are you wearing soccer cleats??"-Me, perplexed

"Yes."-student

"Why are you wearing cleats?? What happened to your tennis shoes?"-Me

"My brother took them and gave them to the orphans."-student

later....

"Well, I guess you need to go to that orphanage and find your shoes."-Me

"Do you know how bad that would look? Taking them from the orphans??"-student

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"How much [money] do you make a year?"-2nd grader

"I don't tell people that. Why do you think I don't tell people?"-Me

"Maybe you only make a little bit of money and don't want people to know."-2nd grader

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"Have you had any babies yet with your husband?"-1st grader

"No, not yet."-Me

"Well you have to have kids sometime!!!"-1st grader

later...

"If you're not a teenager, you're a mom."-1st grader

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I use mouth pictures for letter formations in part of my tutoring...well, some of these mouth pictures have a mole near the mouth. My student noticed this...

"Well you know Abe Lincoln had a big mole!"-1st grader

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Talking about headphones we use to block out distracting noises...

"I liked those headphones. They kept the world quiet."-2nd grader

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"I'm on a chocolate diet. My mom says I have to eat it so that if someone makes fun of me one day, I can beat them up."-student

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"Where's your math homework?? I think you ate it."-Me

"Yes, and I had my science homework for dessert."-7th grader

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"More fluff doesn't make it better...it just makes it more....fluffy."-Joshua

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"How old are you?"-Me

"I'm eight. Last year I was seven."-Student

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"Ohhh. You don't get to watch Veggie Tales?? How come?"-Me

"MOMMY."-Anna (2 years old)

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"You've gotten so big! How are you so big??"-me
"Grapes and bacon."-Evan

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"What is your favorite snack?"-my boss
"Gwilled cheese, a milkshake and two peppahmints.-2nd grade boy
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(A student is beating me at "Go Fish!"-a reading version)

"I am praising the Lord right now!"-2nd grade girl
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"I wish I could rip all my freckles off...."-2nd grade boy
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"N-O-D"-2nd grade boy
"Yes, and what does that spell?"-Me
"Nude."-2nd grade boy
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"What is it like to be pregnant?"-Me
"You look like a house, feel like a house and eat like a house."-My boss
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"I had to teach him that LMNO was not one letter."-me
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"Mrs. Stone is BRILLIANT!! She learned everything from her mom."-student I tutor who is in my mom's class
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Children's Books I Recommend

When you Take a Mouse to School
When you Give a Pig a Pancake
When you Give a Mouse a Cookie
The Missing Piece by Shel Silverstein
Love You Forever by Robert Munsch
Go, Dog. Go! by P.D. Eastman
Harold and the Purple Crayon by Crockett Johnson
Some Things are Scary, No Matter How Old You Are by Florence Parry Heide and Jules Feiffer
The Polar Express by Chris Van Allsburg
Chicka Chicka Boom Boom by Bill Martin Jr. and John Archambault illustrated by Lois Ehlert
Click Clack Moo, Cows that Type by Doreen Cronin and illustrated by Betsy Lewin

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Thursday, February 28, 2008

Snow Days...

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